I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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