soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
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