I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
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sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
why do cheetos always look like penises
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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