i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
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This beer is not sobering me up at all
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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