dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
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just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
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I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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