either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
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His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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