How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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