And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
