Dual....:-)
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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