You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
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I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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