I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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