you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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