D3 body, D1 cock
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
