ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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