I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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