i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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