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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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