Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
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I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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