I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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