I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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