I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
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you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
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