why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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