What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Someone came in the potted fern
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we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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