I didn't shave. On purpose
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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