you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
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Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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