It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
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you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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