Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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