NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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