You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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