Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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