I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Did you pee in the oven last night??
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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