real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Its about making memories worth repressing
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
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just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
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I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I am mentally ready for anal.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize