you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
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Is this the I'm gay speech?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
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i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
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I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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