i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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I need to sanitize my soul.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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