Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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