are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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