the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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