So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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