Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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