She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i think i have herpe
just one?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
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So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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