I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Randomize
