I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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