I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
