would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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