Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
do nipples grow back?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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