never play flip cup with pint glasses
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
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