yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
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He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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