Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Randomize
