What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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