After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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