when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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