I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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