you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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